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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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