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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gizmo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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