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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simba eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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