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Pet death
My
aunt
Gertrude
had their beloved pet
monkey 🐒
Simba
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃
a tiger 🐯
an elephant 🐘
a cheetah 😺
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a pufferfish 🐡
an ostrich 🐦
a hippo 🦛
a wild boar 🐗
a venomous snake 🐍
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