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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Coco eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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