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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tilly eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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