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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daisy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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