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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Frodo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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