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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Akira eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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