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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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