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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Worf eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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