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Pet death
My
aunt
Gertrude
had their beloved pet
monkey 🐒
Worf
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a lynx 😺
a bear 🐻
a hippo 🦛
a crocodile 🐊
an elephant 🐘
a wild boar 🐗
a tiger 🐯
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