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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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