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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Sparky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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