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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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