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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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