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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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