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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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