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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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