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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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