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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bella eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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