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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Trotsky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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