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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Kirk eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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