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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Picard eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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