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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sparky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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