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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ziggy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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