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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simpkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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