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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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