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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Alfie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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