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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Weasley eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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