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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Kirk eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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