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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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