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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Stella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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