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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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