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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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