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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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