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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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