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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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