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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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