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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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