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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Squishy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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