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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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