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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Misty eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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