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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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