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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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