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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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