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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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