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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Coco eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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