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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tilly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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