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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Teddy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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