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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rosie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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