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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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